Oh, the horrors!

Dear Morons,

Oh, my. Those of you without a sense of humor or a shred of intelligence might have been offended by Randy Moss' fake mooning this past Sunday. To my fellow countrymen who were deeply disturbed by this transgression, I have this advice to offer: consider suicide, please.

Seriously, I've fucking had enough whining about "Oh, what will we tell the children about this terrible black man pretending to brandish his ass as a weapon?" Oh, I don't know, what do you tell the children about all those people dying in Iraq? Or what about the hundreds of thousands of dead in South East Asia? What do you tell the children about that, asshole? Honestly, if you're more disturbed by a fake mooning, the world is far, far better off without you.

Love,

Idiot Parade